GSHA Candidate suspected of sale of indulgences on Campus

12th March, 2011
IIT Bombay Campus

Sources have revealed that one of the 2 candidates has introduced an illegal scheme for sale of indulgences on campus to help students who are frequently caught on the wrong side of the law. Our team has found conclusive documents which outline this scheme for indulgences.

The schemes involves selling letters of pardon signed by the relevant authorities which could then be used by those purchasing them in times of need. Indulgences are planned to be sold in the following categories:

1. Abuse of banned substances - Rs 3000/-
• Allows entry into campus in inebriated state. Valid for one use.
• Alternatively allows owner to smuggle in 2 litres of hard liquor into campus. Valid for one use.
2. Possession of Motorized Vehicles - Rs 5000/-
• Permits possession of any motorized vehicle for any contiguous 24 hour period.
3. Unauthorized use of Dark and Isolated Places - Rs 1000/- 
• Allows bearer to roam around in any dark and isolated place for 4 unearthly hours starting from time mentioned on the indulgence.

The said candidate has come up with many unique initiatives in order to help those with special needs.

1. Happy Hours Pack
• Type 1 indulgences can be used twice if entry is between 12 noon - 8pm
2. Treat Extravaganza
• 30 Type 1 indulgences for the price of 15. Allowing your treats to reach greater highs.
3. Season Ticket
• Type 2 indulgence valid for one whole semester at the low low price of 2 lakhs. 
4. Casanova Special
• Special Type 3 indulgences valid for 5 offences if caught with different members of the opposite sex on each occasion at a very economical Rs 2000/-
5. Hell Raiser
• 10 indulgences of each type for Rs 50,000. Go ahead let all hell break loose.

The authorities wish to remind the students that the following scheme is illegal and is not endorsed by the 2011 Election Team. We solemnly urge you to help us bring this errant candidate to book. Our team has tried hard to discern the identity of the candidate but our anonymous tipster refuses to reveal this crucial information fearing a threat to his safety.

In case of any information related to the same please send us a mail at fakeelectionofficer@gmail.com

Any information leading to successful capture of the said candidate will be rewarded with a Hell Raiser permit.