Mood Indigo requests Don't Ask Don't Tell policy

(This post was not published earlier because we were shut down before it could be up >.< )

In what came as a surprising move, the Mood Indigo team requested for a Don’t Ask Don’t Tell Policy in the upcoming elections.

“Dude, ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies. Cool huh?”, exclaimed an OC candidate when casually asked how he was managing his time so well as to be able to watch 4 movies and go out thrice for dinner while the campaigning season was on.  

“When he asked me to accompany him to Tanu Weds Manu for the second time, I just asked him how he was managing his time in the campaigning week so well. He is a good friend of mine -- obviously I want him to win the elections. I even asked many of my juniors to vote for him,” said Nisarg Vikas, a close friend of the said OC candidate.

When fakeelectionofficer went and talked to other students, it was revealed that while a few MI OC candidates were very comfortable answering questions related to MI events, they suddenly grew agitated and began waving their hand violently when any question began with “If you become the MI OC,...”

Since this is the first time that IB heads are part of the General Elections, political analysts are finding it tough to analyze this behaviour, with one of them saying, “Usually, it is common to see candidates going to all lengths to ensure that they are elected. This new behaviour seems like a major anomaly that we need to study in detail.”

The ECell team was unavailable for comment.